Jacob Shelton

Jacob Shelton

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A know it all when it comes to horror movies, serial killers, government conspiracies, comic books, and movies about comic books. Jacob desperately wants to see a dead body, and hasn't been punched in the face in almost a year. When not writing lists for Ranker, Jacob is a fiction reader for Nat. Brut, and a writer/editor for Kill Pretty Magazine. His first collection of short fiction, Never Be Punk Again, was released in 2015.
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  1. +vote The Most Annoying Instagram Cliches

    The Most Annoying Instagram Cliches

    4,709 votes
    It’s the 21st century and everyone is on their phones all the time. Look out your window, everything that you see has been Instagrammed. See that dog? It’s on Instagram.
  2. +vote 17 Oscar-Winning Movies That Glossed Over Serious Lapses in Logic

    17 Oscar-Winning Movies That Glossed Over Serious Lapses in Logic

    116 votes
    It’s hard to make a movie. Wait, no, that’s an understatement. It’s almost impossible. Even if you have a perfect script, there are almost infinite ...
  3. +vote The Weirdest Sea Animal Penises of All Time

    The Weirdest Sea Animal Penises of All Time

    4,714 votes
    Sea animal penises. You’ll see a lot of underwater sex organs on this list. If that’s not something you’re into, consider yourself forwarned (though why you ...
  4. +vote The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    13,518 votes
    If you grew up in the '90s and watched a lot TV, the TGIF lineup on ABC was something you looked forward to all week. The familiarity and charm of those Friday night ...
  5. +vote License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    67,439 votes
    How did these dirty liscense plates make it past the DMV screeners? One of the most important parts of growing up is getting your first car. But after the novelty of ...
  6. +vote The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    43,386 votes
    Believe it or not, extreme body modification has been happening since the dawn of civilization. Different tribes from across the world have scarred their bodies with ...
  7. +vote 36 Movies That Were Ridiculously Banned Around the World

    36 Movies That Were Ridiculously Banned Around the World

    2,746 votes
    The history of film is littered with movies that were banned for explicit scenes of excessive violence or gratuitous sex. But sometimes films are banned for the most ...
  8. +vote 27 Reasons the DC Movies Kind of Suck

    27 Reasons the DC Movies Kind of Suck

    1,900 votes
    At times it can be hard to quantify what makes a movie bad. Some films just leave you feeling a keen sense of blah. But not the films of the DC Cinematic Universe; the ...
  9. +vote 23 Times Adults Played with Legos and Things Got Dirty

    23 Times Adults Played with Legos and Things Got Dirty

    16,102 votes
    Legos are a wondrous line of construction toys that bring joy to everyone who loves to build stuff, even if it’s just a square piece of plastic. Most Lego sets are ...
  10. +vote Rick and Morty Memes That All Fans Will Laugh At

    Rick and Morty Memes That All Fans Will Laugh At

    4,863 votes
    Rick and Morty has quickly become of the Internet’s favorite shows. With the cartoon’s use of inter-dimensional travel, time bending, and out-there catchphrases, this ...
  11. +vote #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    271,544 votes
    Why? That was the first question when we heard about #aftersexselfies. It turns out, they are just as horrifying as you might imagine! Sure, it's great that you and your ...
  12. +vote 26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    29,574 votes
    Growing up, most of your time is spent in an idyllic bubble made of ice cream and puppies. And unless you lived in a Dickensian wasteland, your childhood was probably ...
  13. +vote 17 Famous Female Cartoon Characters Voiced by Men

    17 Famous Female Cartoon Characters Voiced by Men

    5,808 votes
    The world of animation has never made much hay about the voice actors behind the characters. Usually the only people who know about the folks behind the microphones are ...
  14. +vote Little Things That Make You Disproportionately Happy

    Little Things That Make You Disproportionately Happy

    11,550 votes
    Check out this list of small stuff that makes you happy and then think of all the small things that you’re thankful for. What trivial thing brings you joy? The perfect ...
  15. +vote The 15 Funniest Wolverine Moments in Comic Book History

    The 15 Funniest Wolverine Moments in Comic Book History

    13,202 votes
    Wolverine has undergone a strange transformation over the course of the last few decades. While he began as the ultimate Mary Sue, the bestest character that can never ...
  16. +vote Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Anna Kendrick's Sex Life

    Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Anna Kendrick's Sex Life

    8,272 votes
    Even though she’s been performing on stage and in films for most of her life, Anna Kendrick only really exploded onto the scene with her Oscar-nominated performance in ...
  17. +vote Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Kaley Cuoco's Sex Life

    Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Kaley Cuoco's Sex Life

    1,491 votes
    If you didn’t already know, Kaley Cuoco is the star of The Big Bang Theory, one of the most popular shows that’s ever been on television, and she’s on just about every ...
  18. +vote 15 of the Funniest Moments from Spider-Man Comics

    15 of the Funniest Moments from Spider-Man Comics

    1,578 votes
    As the 21st century began to loom over the world, everyone’s favorite Auntie’s boy seemed to have lost his sense of humor. Spider-Man jokes almost seemed like a thing of ...
  19. +vote 18 Reasons Why Rogue One Is Way Overhyped

    18 Reasons Why Rogue One Is Way Overhyped

    4,648 votes
    So this is how it feels to get what you want. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story had a burden placed on its shoulders before the first trailer had even arrived; it was ...
  20. +vote 19 Horrible Things You Can't Stop Looking At

    19 Horrible Things You Can't Stop Looking At

    7,119 votes
    Thanks to the Internet you can satisfy any morbid curiosity that pops into your head. If you know where to look there’s a never ending amount of gross pictures to look ...
  21. +vote Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Taylor Swift's Sex Life

    Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Taylor Swift's Sex Life

    3,433 votes
    Taylor Swift might be one of the most prominent musicians ever, and she definitely has her squeaky clean, all-American persona on lock. So it’s no surprise that people ...
  22. +vote 47 Hilarious Knock-Off Toys That Just Aren't Quite Right

    47 Hilarious Knock-Off Toys That Just Aren't Quite Right

    41,112 votes
    Have you ever been in a discount store and noticed that all of the toys and action figures look oddly familiar, only to realize that they’re just repackaged bizarro ...
  23. +vote The Most Horrific Law & Order: SVU Crimes

    The Most Horrific Law & Order: SVU Crimes

    3,085 votes
    Law & Order: SVU is like a car crash: you can’t look away and the violence is intense. We don’t know how many days we’ve wasted sitting in front of our TVs, eating ...
  24. +vote 33 Epic Always Sunny Tattoos That Demonstrate Value

    33 Epic Always Sunny Tattoos That Demonstrate Value

    523 votes
    It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia has had close to a decade of hilarious moments that are perfect for tattooing on your body in order to make new friends, or to keep ...
  25. +vote You Quit Your Job: What Song Do You Play as You Leave?

    You Quit Your Job: What Song Do You Play as You Leave?

    488 votes
    It doesn’t matter who you are, from the president to the guy who makes venti white mochas, everyone in the world has fantasized about quitting a job that they totally ...

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