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List Rules Don't say these things on a first date... trust us.

A lot can go wrong on a first date. To help make sure your first date goes smoothly, take a look at this list of the worst things to say on a first date... and then remember to not say them. There are simply certain things you should avoid discussing on a first date. Try to keep the conversation light and steer away from anything that would make your mother cringe. Remember, trying to be funny can instantly backfire.

What are the worst things you can say on a first date? Don't spend the entire date talking about your ex, regardless of whether you miss them, or still love them, or totally hate them. Nobody wants to be compared to the person you just broke up with (or the person who just broke up with you, as the case may be).

Try to avoid talking about your parents too much, as it might come across as weird (especially if you're over 25). It's okay to mention your family, but don't compare your date to either of your parents. In fact, don't compare your date to anyone. 

It's important on a first date to not come off too strong but also try not to play it too cool or be a jerk. Remember that first impressions often last the longest, and if you want a second date, make sure you never say these things on your first date.

Cast your votes below for the absolute worst things to say during first date, the things that will definitely not get you date number two.

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"You'll Never Be As Go... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"You'll Never Be As Good As My Ex."

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"You Looked Better in Your... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"You Looked Better in Your Photos."

3
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Complaining Constantly 
                    is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Complaining Constantly

4
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"My Ex and I Used to Come ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"My Ex and I Used to Come Here All the Time."

5
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"I Hope We Run Into My Ex ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Hope We Run Into My Ex Here."

6
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You'll Do, I'm Horny 
                    is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
You'll Do, I'm Horny

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Being Obnoxious to the Waitres... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Being Obnoxious to the Waitress

8
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"My Ex Would Love to Meet ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"My Ex Would Love to Meet You."

9
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Were You Molested As a Child? ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Were You Molested As a Child? That's Hot...

10
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"How Much Money Do You Make?"

11
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"Does This Look Infected ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Does This Look Infected to You?"

12
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"Is Your Sister Single?&q... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Is Your Sister Single?"

13
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"Can You Pay for This?&qu... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Can You Pay for This?"

14
+ - 312 88
"I Didn't Know This Wa... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Didn't Know This Was Supposed to Be a Date."

15
+ - 267 73
"Let's Talk About Dadd... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Let's Talk About Daddy Issues."

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You Don't Have the Crabs Do Yo... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
You Don't Have the Crabs Do You? I Just Got Rid of Them

17
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"I'm Kind of Homeless Rig... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I'm Kind of Homeless Right Now."

18
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"I'd Like to Get Married ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I'd Like to Get Married This Year."

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Talking Too Much About Money 
                    is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Talking Too Much About Money

20
+ - 176 31
"my Ex Was Gorgeous."... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"my Ex Was Gorgeous."

21
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Are You Bipolar Or on Psych Me... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Are You Bipolar Or on Psych Medications

22
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Are Your Boobs Real? 
                    is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Are Your Boobs Real?

23
+ - 284 96
I'm Just in It for the Sex 
                    is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
I'm Just in It for the Sex

24
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"I Think I Love You Alrea... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Think I Love You Already." 

25
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Absolutely Nothing 
                    is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Absolutely Nothing

26
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Dissing Your Date's Taste 
                    is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Dissing Your Date's Taste

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"You'd Look Great Insi... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"You'd Look Great Inside My Bedroom."

28
+ - 242 90
"Our Children Will Be Beautiful."

29
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"My Mom Still Does My Laun... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"My Mom Still Does My Laundry."

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"You Remind Me Of My Mom/Dad."

31
+ - 129 29
What's Your Name Again? 
                    is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
What's Your Name Again?

32
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"It's So Hard to Find ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"It's So Hard to Find Someone On My Level."

33
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"I Swear I'm Not a Cre... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Swear I'm Not a Creep!"

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Anything Bitter About Your Pre... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Anything Bitter About Your Previous Relationship

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+ - 193 78
"I Thought You Would Be Di... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Thought You Would Be Different."

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Talking Excessively About Your... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Talking Excessively About Your Vices

37
+ - 185 78
"Can You Introduce Me to Y... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Can You Introduce Me to Your Parents?"

38
+ - 187 80
"I'm Really Drunk Righ... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I'm Really Drunk Right Now."

39
+ - 221 111
"I Googled You." 
                    is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Googled You."

40
+ - 100 29
Let's Dine and Dash! 
                    is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Let's Dine and Dash!

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"Do You Like What You See... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Do You Like What You See?"

42
+ - 95 31
You Know What Would Look Reall... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
You Know What Would Look Really Good On You....Me

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+ - 156 84
"I Should Date More People... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Should Date More People Like You."

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Spit or Swallow? 
                    is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
Spit or Swallow?

45
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"Let's Get Wasted!"... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Let's Get Wasted!"

46
+ - 101 48
My Therapist Said... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
My Therapist Said...

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"I Never Noticed You Befor... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"I Never Noticed You Before."

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"Excuse Me, I Have to Tak... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Excuse Me, I Have to Take This Call."

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"Is that it?" 
                    is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
"Is that it?"

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You Look Ugly... Maybe Your Si... 
                    is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Absolute Worst Things to Say on a First Date
You Look Ugly... Maybe Your Sister Is Hot