Thankfully, the worst characters in horror movies are like bad pieces of cake. Sure, they’re terrible, but at least they’re cake. Even when they’re making terrible decisions you know that it’s highly likely that they’ll pay for their idiocy in blood. Unless it’s just a terrible horror film, and if that’s the case then you need to switch up your Netflix queue. Relive all your least favorite screams with these horrible horror heroes and If you haven’t seen a lot of these films, BEWARE! The spoilers on this list are as bountiful as ghosts in a graveyard as we count down the worst horror movie heroes.
Vote up the horror movie heroes who are the absolute worst, and if you’re screaming at your computer about a protagonist from a horror film that’s even worse the folks on this list – leave their name and idiocy in the comments.
Jesse Walsh has been called by many in the horror community "the first male scream queen," and with good reason. When facing Freddy Krueger in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2, Jesse does little more than scream until he faints. He also does a pretty sexy dance at one point.
Film: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Actor: Mark Patton
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Wendy Torrance has the bad luck of being the one person in a scary movie that's not being bossed around by ghosts or doesn't have psychic powers. Still, does she have to scream so much? Much criticism of the film is based around Jack Torrance's treatment of Wendy, but in his defense, she is kind of annoying.
Film: The Shining
Actor: Shelley Duvallsee more on Wendy Torrance
Ugh, Micah. When he and his are haunted by a demon, the only thing he can think to do is spend thousands of dollars on camera equipment and start filming his wife while she sleeps. Too cool.
Julie from I Know What You Did Last Summer is supposed to be the girl next door, but she makes poor choice after poor choice while being followed by a man with a hook. Hindsight says that she could have saved a lot of lives by going to the police and coming clean about the whole thing, but then what would be the fun in that?
Film: I Know What You Did Last Summer, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Actor: Jennifer Love Hewitt
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When Crescent Cove is overrun with Killer Klowns (from outer space, no less), Mike Tobacco tries to stop their invasion. But instead of getting straight to business, and blowing up the tent/spaceship he calls his buddies the Terenzi brothers and gets them to drive him around town warning the townspeople. Uh... Mike, we're pretty sure everyone knows that there are killer clowns killing people.
Film: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Actor: Grant Cramer
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When faced with imminent death, some heroes snap to action and gain a steely reserve that allows them to rise about the impossible situation. But not Heather, she cries into a camera, which is basically the same thing.
Film: The Blair Witch Project
Actor: Heather Donahuesee more on Heather Donahue
Louis is a big city doctor who wanted to live the small town life. Unfortunately, that small town life involves an ancient Native American burial ground that brings things back from the dead. When his son dies, Louis proves that he has no chill and immediately buries the kid who comes back to life and kills him mom, whom Louis immediately buries.
Film: Pet Sematary
Actor: Dale Midkiff
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Alex Browning is literally the guy who yells fire in a theater. Sure, he's right, but he's also super annoying. Alex spends most of Final Destination dragging his friends around to their deaths, while also doing research. We really can't think of a worse person to hang out with.
Film: Final Destination, Like Water for Chocolate
Actor: Devon Sawa, Andrés García
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