45 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bro

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The signs of a basic bro are many - if he plays drinking games long after college has ended, brags that he could bench press you, revs his engine to show off, wears AXE body spray, and goes to Hooters regularly, chances are you're dating a basic white guy. If you've heard the guy you're dating say, "Make me a sandwich, woman," even jokingly, you're all but guaranteed to be dating a bro.

Basic bro behavior is also contradictory and a bit mystifying: he shouts "No homo!" at any sign of affection between him and his friends, yet draws d*cks on them if they're passed out drunk and pretend dry-humps them. He has the latest gadgets and electronics, yet is seemingly always out of toilet paper and his only cleaning supplies are Windex and Clorox wipes. This bro lives to party, and chances are he was a frat boy in college - yet even though he graduated, he's never outgrown that time-honored activity: the keg stand. He lives for Coachella and Vegas, and often takes trips with his "boys."

Yet which is worse - that he spends a good chunk of money betting on fantasy football every year, or that he doesn't even bother to hide his porn collection? Only you can decide! Vote up the most ridiculous and accurate signs that you're dating a basic bro, and watch out for those guys wearing backwards baseball caps and sleeveless shirts, showing off their tribal tattoos.
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    He says "That's gay... 
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    He says "That's gay" or "That's retarded" when he really means "That's stupid"

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    He brags about how much he can... 
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    He brags about how much he can lift

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    Backwards or sideways baseball... 
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    Backwards or sideways baseball caps are his go-to look

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    He has a display of empty whis... 
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    He has a display of empty whiskey bottles and beer cans Usually on top of his fridge or in the kitchen.

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    He refers to his friends as hi... 
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    He refers to his friends as his "boys" or "bros"

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    He attributes your bad mood to... 
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    He attributes your bad mood to that time of the month "Are you on your period?"

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    He revs his engine to impress ... 
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    He revs his engine to impress people Namely "hot chicks."

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    He still brags about his high ... 
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    He still brags about his high school or college sports achievements

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    He plays drinking games well a... 
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    He plays drinking games well after college And brags about how good he is at Beer Pong.

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    He has tribal tattoos 
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    He has tribal tattoos And no regrets.

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    He makes sexist jokes 
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    He makes sexist jokes "Adam gave Eve a rib so she could live - and she complained about it."

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    His flirting involves telling ... 
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    His flirting involves telling you he could bench press you "What do you weigh, like 120? I could definitely bench press you."

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    He draws d*cks on passed out f... 
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    He draws d*cks on passed out friends at parties "Dude, no homo."

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    His comments on your Instagram... 
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    His comments on your Instagram selfies are usually something like "INSTA BONER."

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    He wears AXE body spray 
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    He wears AXE body spray And he's usually drenched in it.

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    He's a sucker for products... 
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    He's a sucker for products that have been endorsed by a sports star "Gotta go buy a 12 pack of Bud, because that's what Peyton drinks."

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    He'll use any excuse not to we... 
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    He'll use any excuse not to wear a condom "Aren't you on the pill anyway?"

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    He thinks burping loudly after... 
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    He thinks burping loudly after dinner is a compliment More like a sign of bad manners, but okay.

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    He goes to Hooters so he can c... 
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    He goes to Hooters so he can check out the waitresses And rates their cleavage on a scale of 1-10.

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    He thinks a great date night s... 
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    He thinks a great date night spot is a place with $2 pitchers Which he always drinks most of.

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    He frequently says, "No ho... 
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    He frequently says, "No homo"

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    He says "Make me a sandwic... 
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    He says "Make me a sandwich" when you're in the kitchen "Just kidding, babe!"

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    The only magazines he reads ar... 
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    The only magazines he reads are Sports Illustrated, Playboy, and Maxim

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    He uses the word "Epic&qu... 
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    He uses the word "Epic" a lot

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    He loves chest bumping his bro... 
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    He loves chest bumping his bros

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    He spends thousands on the lat... 
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    He spends thousands on the latest electronics, but is always out of toilet paper

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    He thinks Seth MacFarlane is f... 
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    He thinks Seth MacFarlane is funny and loves quoting Family Guy "Giggity, giggity, giggity!"

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    He drives a jacked-up truck or... 
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    He drives a jacked-up truck or souped-up Civic

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    He has a poster of Bob Marley,... 
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    He has a poster of Bob Marley, Fight Club, Fast and the Furious, or the Boondock Saints Look for it - it's there.

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    He lives for Vegas trips with ... 
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    He lives for Vegas trips with his boys

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    He invests a decent chunk of m... 
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    He invests a decent chunk of money in his Fantasy Football leauge And gets sulky if his quarterback has an off night.

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    He was in a fraternity 
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    He was in a fraternity Bros for life!

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    He refers to his basement as h... 
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    He refers to his basement as his "man cave"

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    He claims he's a "gril... 
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    He claims he's a "grill master"

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    He loves Entourage 
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    He loves Entourage Because he secretly wishes that his life was just like that.

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    He loves Coachella SO MUCH 
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    He loves Coachella SO MUCH

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    His favorite website is The Ch... 
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    His favorite website is The Chive Chive on!

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    He claims he knows how to play... 
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    He claims he knows how to play the guitar But he really only knows one or two songs, and one is definitely "Wonderwall."

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    He flies into instant rage the... 
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    He flies into instant rage the second someone merely mentions another girl he's been seen with

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    He gives you lingerie as a bir... 
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    He gives you lingerie as a birthday present Which he wants you to wear that night, of course.

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    He doesn't bother to conce... 
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    He doesn't bother to conceal his porn collection

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    He wears boat shoes 
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    He wears boat shoes

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    He quotes Barney from How I Me... 
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    He quotes Barney from How I Met Your Mother "Legen... wait for it... dary!"

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    He thinks Matthew McConaughey ... 
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    He thinks Matthew McConaughey and Jason Statham are the ultimate bros

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    He watches ESPN religiously 
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    He watches ESPN religiously

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    His favorite comedian is Danie... 
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    His favorite comedian is Daniel Tosh Or Dane Cook.

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