45 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bitch

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What is a basic bitch? They're those peppy, cute, and pretty much mindless trend followers who don't seem to have an original thought in their heads. Sure, they can be fun to hang around with, but if you're not interested in a girl who obsesses over brunch and constantly brags about yoga, you may not want a basic bitch girlfriend.

There are several ways you can spot a basic bitch once you know the signs. Whether she's in her natural habitat at the local Starbucks (ordering a non-fat pumpkin spice latte, of course), running errands in her standard leggings/Uggs/sweatshirt get up, posting gym selfies with the hashtag #thinspiration, or uttering her catchphrase, "I literally can't even right now," the signals are loud and clear.

But which is worse: Her abuse of "inspirational" Marilyn Monroe quotes or her overly-used #blessed hashtag? It's up to you to answer that cringe-worthy question. Check out the top signs that you're dating a basic white girl, and vote up the most egregious acts of basic bitchiness. Or in the words of her people: Keep calm and vote on!
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    She loves Starbucks, especiall... 
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    She loves Starbucks, especially pumpkin spice lattes And takes pride in ordering drinks off of the "secret menu."

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    Her casual look is leggings wi... 
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    Her casual look is leggings with Uggs and a sweatshirt

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    She can communicate entirely i... 
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    She can communicate entirely in emojis You're honestly torn between bewilderment and admiration.

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    She can tell you about the lat... 
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    She can tell you about the latest celebrity gossip, but has no clue what's happening in the news "Who's Kim Jong Un? Anyway, Kourtney and Scott are totes having, like, major issues again..."

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    She abuses the word "liter... 
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    She abuses the word "literally" "I literally can't even right now."

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    Whenever something upsetting h... 
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    Whenever something upsetting happens, she's quick to say, "everything happens for a reason."

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    When drunk, she turns into a &... 
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    When drunk, she turns into a "woo girl" She can't stop yelling it.

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    She regularly gets spray tanne... 
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    She regularly gets spray tanned or applies self-tanner

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    She has Pintrest boards full o... 
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    She has Pintrest boards full of engagement rings No pressure.

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    She says she's "outrag... 
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    She says she's "outraged" and "so offended" whenever she has a disagreement Don't bother trying to make intelligent arguments... She'll block your attempts with the equivalent of putting her hands over her ears and going, "nah nah nah, I can't hear you!"

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    She takes horoscopes seriously 
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    She takes horoscopes seriously ... and knows your relationship strengths and weaknesses, according to your signs.

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    She's purchased a Kardashian a... 
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    She's purchased a Kardashian app And frequently goes over her data plan using it.

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    She refers to her group of fri... 
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    She refers to her group of friends as "bitches" Rolling with the hottest bitches! #hotbitches

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    She's a sucker for celebrity e... 
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    She's a sucker for celebrity endorsements "Beyonce uses it, so I'm buying it," she says as you roll your eyes.

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    She does most of her shopping ... 
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    She does most of her shopping at Abercrombie, Hollister, and Victoria's Secret And will all but sprint to the mall at the first sign of a sale.

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    She refers to "Sex and the... 
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    She refers to "Sex and the City" characters when describing life events and people "I was sooo Samantha last night -- I can't believe I did that!"

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    She never gets sick of "He... 
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    She never gets sick of "Hey Girl" memes Anything with Ryan Gosling is totes amaze.

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    She thinks she can speak Spani... 
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    She thinks she can speak Spanish But she really only knows how to order more margaritas. 

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    She takes frequent trips to Ve... 
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    She takes frequent trips to Vegas with her girls Her Instagram blows up with drunken selfies and everything is hashtagged #whathappensinvegas. 

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    She uses words like "totes... 
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    She uses words like "totes," "sesh," "amaze," "delish," and "OMG" regularly "OMG, we had a hot make out sesh last night. It was totes amaze ."

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    She loves SkinnyGirl drinks 
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    She loves SkinnyGirl drinks ...and brags about how many calories she's saving.

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    She constantly posts sunset pi... 
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    She constantly posts sunset pictures and hashtags them #blessed The occasional sunset pic is fine, but a constant stream of them with the #blessed hashtag? You've definitely spotted a basic bitch.

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    She always goes as a sexy vers... 
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    She always goes as a sexy version of something for Halloween Sexy nurse, sexy vampire, sexy inmate, even a sexy shaman... nothing is sacred.

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    She owns several pairs of swea... 
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    She owns several pairs of sweatpants with "PINK" embossed across the butt

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    She owns a "Live Laugh Lov... 
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    She owns a "Live Laugh Love" sign

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    She watches ALL of the "Re... 
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    She watches ALL of the "Real Housewives" Shows Bravo TV is basically her Bible.

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    She regularly posts workout se... 
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    She regularly posts workout selfies And hashtags them #fitspo, #thinspiration, and #fitisbeautiful

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    She only dates basic bros 
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    She only dates basic bros You know, the kind who have more brawn than brains, and are constantly throwing frat parties, bragging about doing keg stands, revving their car engines at stoplights, and peeling out of parking lots in an attempt to

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    She wears glasses with faux fr... 
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    She wears glasses with faux frames and calls herself ~quirky~ Jess Day from New Girl is totes her spirit animal.

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    She totes can't control he... 
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    She totes can't control herself at Sephora Don't even ask how much lip gloss she owns.

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    Her fashion icons are reality ... 
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    Her fashion icons are reality stars "Khloe Kardashian's eyebrows are on fleek."

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    She has inspirational quotes E... 
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    She has inspirational quotes EVERYWHERE You're pretty sure she'd wither and die without the constant fuel of misattributed Buddha and Gandhi quotes.

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    She's into yoga and medita... 
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    She's into yoga and meditation - or at least she claims to be She claims yoga is "sooooo relaxing," yet her yoga mat is collecting dust in her closet.

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    She has a hashtag for EVERYTHI... 
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    She has a hashtag for EVERYTHING I dare you to find an Instagram picture without one. The limit does not exist.

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    Her standard fall outfit consi... 
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    Her standard fall outfit consists of boots, denim jeans, and a puffy vest Popularly dubbed "the Han Solo."

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    She thinks a flash-mob proposa... 
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    She thinks a flash-mob proposal is the sweetest thing Especially if it's set to a One Direction song.

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    She owns at least one Nicolas ... 
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    She owns at least one Nicolas Sparks book And it's likely The Notebook or A Walk to Remember, which she bought after crying though one (or both) of those movies.

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    She's obsessed with brunch 
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    She's obsessed with brunch Nearly half of her Instagram consists of filtered brunch pictures. #brunchgoals #bottomlessmimosas

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    She knows that Marilyn Monroe ... 
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    She knows that Marilyn Monroe quote by heart You know the one: "I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

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    She always requests the dressi... 
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    She always requests the dressing on the side And sends the food back if it isn't.

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    Kate Middleton is ultimate #go... 
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    Kate Middleton is ultimate #goals You can't walk past a magazine with Kate on the cover without her grabbing it.

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    She spends at least $25 a week... 
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    She spends at least $25 a week on frozen yogurt It's fro yo time, bitches!

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    Her favorite movie is "The... 
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    Her favorite movie is "The Notebook" And she can quote almost all of it. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

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    She loves "Keep Calm and _... 
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    She loves "Keep Calm and ___" mugs Or posters, or clothing, or tote bags, or tumblers, or...

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    She has an Eiffel Tower or ... 
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    She has an Eiffel Tower or "Breakfast at Tiffany's" poster J'adore!

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