College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face Anything

College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

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List Criteria: Vote up the Top 25 (ish) NCAA College Football Team Mascots You'd Punch In The Face

Haven't you ever been to a football game and seen one of those big, goofy mascots running around the field, looking like they might snap and start taking down cheerleaders at any time? Have you ever wanted to punch one of them in the face? I have.

Before you refer me to some anger management website, I feel it's relevant to point out that I myself was a mascot in high school; a big, bald eagle. In Sacramento where Friday night football games were played (for me) in a big, sweaty Eagle getup in the 100 degree heat. I can tell you first hand that you are doing some very nice ladies a big favor by taking these seemingly happy-go-lucky characters down a peg or two.

Since the college rankings change so often, there might be a team on or off the rankings that I'd like to punch, so don't get your panties in a twist with me; save it for one of these mascots. And get ready for college football.
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    University of Miami Hurricanes... 
	is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    University of Miami Hurricanes (Ibis)

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    Oklahoma Sooners 
	is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    Oklahoma Sooners

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    Clemson Tigers 
	is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    Clemson Tigers

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    Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagl... 
	is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagle)

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    Boise State Broncos 
	is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    Boise State Broncos

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    Texas A&M Collie, Reveille 
	is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    Texas A&M Collie, Reveille

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    Northwestern Wildcats 
	is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    Northwestern Wildcats

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