political quotes Bush-isms: Funny George Bush Quotes

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Serving eight years as President of the United States of America, George W. Bush brought us plenty of laughs with his many funny quotes, gaffes and other Bush-isms. What made things even funnier is that Bush often was clueless of how idiotic his words came out. Whether he was talking to the press, a large group of people, a fellow world leader or on the campaign trail, George W. Bush had a way with words, and his way was nothing short of Bushspeak.

This hilarious collection of the dumbest and maniacal utterances by Bush includes classic Bush bloopers and statements that would make even the best comedians jealous. If nothing else, Bush gives us plenty of stress relief with his often interesting choice of words.

Though he may be one of the best when it comes to providing us with funny quotes, he certainly is not the first president to do so and will not be the last. For other funnies, look to the president before him, for Bill Clinton-isms, or the president after him, for Barack Obama-isms.
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Misunderestimated


"They misunderestimated me."

--In Bentonville, Arkansas, on November 6, 2000
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Nation of More Than 300 People


"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people."

--In Charlottesville, Virginia, on July 4, 2008
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Victory and Success


"So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success."

--On Iraq, in Washington, D.C., on April 17, 2008
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"And they have no disregard for human life."


George W. Bush, on the brutality of Afghan fighters, Washington, D.C., July 15, 2008
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Abducted in the Oval Office


"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

--In Washington, D.C., on June 26, 2008
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The Right Decision Ever


"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever."

--In Washington, D.C., on March 12, 2008
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"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech."

--To Pope Benedict, in Washington, D.C., on April 15, 2008
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"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."

--In Washington, D.C., on May 12, 2008