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Happy Mother's Day
Kevin Garnett and Tim Duncan have never had a good relationship. Some might say the two veteran players hate each other, but hate doesn't feel strong enough. There's loathing between the two that permeates the air around them. Garnett has slapped Duncan in the head, whispered really weird stuff in his ear, and in 1999 he allegedly said, "Happy Mother's Day mother f*cker" to Duncan, who lost his mother to breast cancer the day before his 14th birthday.
We're going to need a bigger YIKES. Even if this is just a rumor, the fact that people are still talking about it transcends trash talk and brings it into the realm of pure evil.
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MJ Don't Play: The Trash Talk That Ruined Muggsy Bogues's Career
Muggsy Bogues, the hero of all short men everywhere as well as anyone who spent too many quarters on NBA Jam, met his match when he went face to face with Michael Jordan in 1995. During the game, Mugsy had the ball with the Hornets down one. Jordan, who was guarding Bogues, backed off and told him: “shoot it you f*cking midget.” Mugsy shot the ball and bricked it. A year later Mugsy said he believes that play ruined his career and his shot never recovered.
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"Is he big enough?"
In a game against the Utah Jazz, Michael Jordan dunked on 6'1" guard John Stockton, which prompted Larry Miller, owner of the Jazz, to yell "pick on someone your own size!" On the next play, MJ dunked on Mel Turpin, Utah's 7'1" center, turned to Miller and asked something like "Is he big enough for you?"
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You Don't Compare Another Man's Wife to Cereal (Unless You're KG)
Kevin Garnett, what would the NBA do without you? For one, there would probably be a lot less holes punched in locker room walls, but the fans wouldn't get to relish in the insane trash he talks. During a game between the Knicks and the Celtics in 2013, Garnett got under Carmelo Anthony's skin by allegedly saying his wife, reality star La La Vasquez, "tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios."
WOAH DUDE, you can't just say that and not expect someone to flip out. Although in Garnett's defense, this is much less harsh than making fun of a player's dead mother, so that's a step in the right direction?
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Larry Johnson Lets You Know What He Thinks About You
Larry Johnson was a legendary crazy man who played for the Knicks at the height of their rivalry with the Bulls. When Johnson signed to the Knicks, Chicago's Scottie Pippen said some disparaging things about him. After a New York victory over the Bulls, Johnson was asked if he had anything to say about Pippen. As it turns out, he had quite a bit.
''He needs to shut his mouth now. All he needs to do is to give the ball to 23. That's his best play right there. 'Here, 23. Bail us out.' He needs to shut his mouth.... He's a bum. He shut himself down. Mike gives all them boys guts over there. If it wasn't for Mike . . . .'' Johnson said.
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Larry Bird Ran a Torture Chamber
Larry Leged talked smack with the best of them, probably enough so to merit his own list of this nature. According to team mate Danny Ainge, Bird loudly called for the ball while announcing his intention of humiliating his opponents: “He’d say Danny give me the ball, or DJ give me the ball, I got this guy in the torture chamber right here, while the guy was standing right there listening to him say it!”
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Jordan Trash Talks the Trash Talkers
It's probably a good idea to never talk sh*t on Michael Jordan, no matter who you are. You especially shouldn't talk smack on MJ when you're some no name scrub on the Vancouver Grizzlies. Darrick Martin elected not to heed this advice and, in the fourth quarter of a game during which the Grizzlies had a lead, ran by the Bulls bench and said to Jordon, "I told you we were gonna beat you tonight."
Jordan got off the bench, checked himself into the game, addressed Martin briefly (“Little man, I told you not to trash-talk me.”) and scored 19 points in the last six minutes of the game, securing a win for Chicago.
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You Know You're in Trouble When Obama Trash Talks You
At a fundraiser at the Museum of Fine Arts in 2011, President Obama took a break from running the country for a moment to straight up burn Boston Celtics guard Rajon Rondo and his shooting skills. Or lack thereof. As Shaq tells it, "The President turns to Ray [Allen], points at Rondo, and says, 'Hey, Ray, why don't you teach this kid how to shoot?' Everyone starts laughing. The next day Rondo shot the ball horribly. He stopped taking shots after that. He's so sensitive."
That's why you never let a Bulls fan meet a member of the Celtics.
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