america 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote for the candidates you'd cast your ballot for... if you were, you know, not already voting for someone else.

The 2016 US presidential election is still a year away, and even though the two primary candidates have probably already been chosen in a secret Illuminati cabal, a bunch of local yokals have come out of the woodwork to throw their hats into the ring as third party candidates. On this list, we’ve got culture jammers that wear boots on their heads, guys who can’t stop typing apostrophes, and your usual handful of mixed nuts. The men and women listed here may not be the best or the brightest but they’re certainly alternative candidates and they’re all running for President of the United States of America.

If the jokers on this list can do anything, it’s inspire you to greatness. How can you not feel motivated when you see people like Pogo Mochello Allen-Reese and Sammy Murel Brown throwing their hat into the Presidential ring? We’re not saying that you should run for president (you probably shouldn’t) but you should at least be an informed voter, starting by getting to know the fringe third party candidates running in the 2016 election

We’re not telling you who to vote for; if you want to write in Robert Milnes on Election Day, do it. You can’t make things any worse! Which one of these crazy and funny candidates do you think would paint the White House the brightest shade of crazy??

At the very least, vote for the best alternative 2016 candidates running for president here, or tell us in the comments which candidate best appeals to your insane streak.
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Vermin Supreme


Vermin Supreme 
    is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Freebase/CC-BY
Vermin is a registered Republic/Anarchist who wants to ensure that every American gets a free pony and that we FINALLY do some time travel research. He has ran regularly in various local, state, and national elections since 1998. see more on Vermin Supreme
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8 people just voted on Samm Tittle


Samm Tittle 
    is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Samm Tittle/Facebook
Judging from Samm Tittle's campaign site, she's a tough as nails conservative mom whose house we'd be afraid to TP on Halloween.
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Barbara Joy Waymire


Barbara Joy Waymire 
    is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Barbara Joy Waymire/Twitter
Despite not really having a hard stance on any issue, Waymire seems like a nice lady and she's one of the only people left on the Internet with a guest book.
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Temperance Alesha Lance-Council


Temperance Alesha Lance-Counci... 
    is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Temperance Lance-Council/Facebook
You know you've got a top quality presidential candidate on your hands when his or her campaign page doubles as their Twitter profile. Temperance is running as an anti-hypocrisy candidate. All she wants is to be the first female President of the United States, and for someone to check out her IMDb profile, where she calls herself a "poli-acto." That's short for politician-actress, but really just sounds like a dinosaur.
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Edie Atkinson-Bukewihge


Edie Atkinson-Bukewihge 
    is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Edie Bukewihge/Facebook
Ms. Edie is a Democratic candidate from California, and according to her campaign website, she's partial to German Shepherds and freedom. Don't get it twisted. 
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6 people just voted on Tami Stainfield


Tami Stainfield 
    is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Tami Stainfield/Twitter
Tami Stainfield is a No Party candidate who loves graphs about redistributing wealth and the role of the federal government in the population's lives. Also, she may not be aware what year it is currently, or what year the election will take place.
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Pogo Mochello Allen-Reese


Pogo Mochello Allen-Reese 
    is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Pogo Reese/Facebook
We don't know much about Pogo other than that he's running as a Republican candidate, he likes to ride bikes, and his campaign website looks like it was designed by a crazy person. He is also a poet, specializing in acrostic poetry.
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7 people just voted on Deonia Neveu


Deonia Neveu 
    is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 24 OTHER People Who Are Running for President in 2016
Photo: Deonia Neveu/Twitter
Neveu brings up a great point on her campaign page/Twitter account - it is a shame that smaller candidates are ignored in our modern two party system. Although, she doesn't seem to have a grip on foreign policy, a fairly important part being POTUS.